Lego is...

1. The struggle for HOURS to make something, rage quitting, then waking up in the morning and solving it in 5 minutes.
2. Math, and math is hard
3. SNOT rules that you play like Munchkin card bonuses in a fight.
4. Picking apart an old creation for a new one, because you don't want to sort.
5. Depressing when your white bricks are yellow.  (unless you're awesome and use them)
6. Ignoring the growing unsorted bucket.
7. Shopping for a part on bricklink because of the unsorted bucket
8. Calculating if you can sell the figs and keep the bricks and break even (at least)
9. Wondering where the secret cameras were when they recorded you as a basis for Benny.
10. Amazing when something works accidentally and everyone thinks you're super creative.
11. Getting those OH MY G O S H  THOUGHT OF YOU  posts on Facebook because you're the Lego guy (and that's cool, it's better that getting the LEGO Church email constantly +2 to that roll because I'm a minister).
12. Still courtesy laughing at the "stepping on a LEGO" joke because at least someone knows about your hobby.
13. Finally getting on the roll of building sometime in the middle of the night when you have work in the morning.